The Best Offer I Turned Down

I’m feeling pretty pleased with myself for turning down offers to go out drinking until late. Instead, I stayed home and was asleep by ten.

This time, I slept for six uninterrupted hours—which is phenomenally, unbelievably, indisputably excellent. Woo-hoo!

Then, just when I thought sleep was over at 4 a.m., another three hours showed up.

Nine hours in total.

Finally, I’m feeling refreshed.